Only a Sumo could wear these

I forgot to include a picture of one of best-intentioned yet worst-executed gifts I received in my previous Christmas post. One of the LakeStars fans gave myself and Bobby a pair of underwear for Christmas. A nice gesture, but the underwear were a little oversized. I received a 6XL pair, Bobby a 5XL pair. I certainly can't wear mine, and I don't believe he can wear his either.

Here is my pair of underwear next to a pair of underwear (clean) that I actually do wear. You can see that they are slightly longer than my current underwear. But where the problem really presents itself is in the waistband. The waistband of the gift-underwear is twice that of my normal underwear!